You have heard everyone say it to Gabe. He is nothing but a simple Dwarf Giant. Roaming the land. Eating small children (after sacrificing them to the Devil of course). Destroying all that he sees…which is to say he lumbers around the living room stoned as fuck knocking things over and eating too many chips.
The Dwarf Giant lives, and now you can have him all over your chest with this shirt from Thinking Outside the Longbox! Per Gabe’s request that it be metal as fuck this shirt only comes in “Black like his soul.”