There is no way around it. This is a story to last the ages. A man who went to the incomprehensible length of actually lifting his ass cheeks in his truck to shit into a trash bag. It is an amazing tale of strength and resilience that for some reason Doyle thought would go away soon after the telling. Years later and here we are. Making a shirt to remind everyone, “Doyle Shit in a Bag.”
Now you can have a little piece of history. Commemorate the improbably, maybe even impossible, comes in all sizes and colors. Should have just come in brown though.
Reach out to us at firstname.lastname@example.org if you’re looking for a XXL, bigger, or a custom size, and we’ll do our best to accommodate. This may come with a surcharge, depending on the garment/size.